Soup Ladle's Revenge

The song Soup Ladle's Revenge was recorded on August 5th, 2019 and was written on the same day.

Lyrics:

Soup Ladle's revenge!

A love story for kids!

Soup ladle. Soup. Soup ladle.

Mr. Soup Ladle went to the market

and Mr. Fork was there making love with his wife.

So he picked up another guy named Mr. Knife

and stabbed her in the back until she bled all over the produce aisle.

It looked like ketchup, which would be ordinary in this world.

Because Mr. Ketchup was a frequent visitor.

But it was not this evening. It was blood.

* screams*

Mr. Soup Ladle laid down in his bed

and picked up a bag of protein pills.

* Yoko noises*

Mr. Soup Ladle was not arrested.

Because we all know it's okay to kill your wife if they cheat on you.

Robert Johnson told me so.